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Nice

I don't like it, try harder.

....

But seriously, very true. I find these quite entertaining. Keep it up.

*wait... can a review still be pointless if it's positive? UMMM UMMMMM*

Yeah, I don't know. Voted 5. Go go power monkeys, AWAY!

TruffleClock responds:

If its positive, then anything is ok :)

Very nice

Ahahahaha wow... that's one of the best things I've seen on this site. Good art, kept it interesting, good voices, all around good work. Off I go to watch part 2!

wtf

Why do you think that ANYONE would want to watch you play Halo. If you think the game is so godly that merely watching someone else play is fun, well you're quite mistaken. Make flash movies that people will actually give a damn about. If I wanted to see Halo I'd go play fucking Halo.

Great stuff

This is one of the best movies on all of Newgrounds, especially because of all the negative reviews it inspired. (I just trolled through all the 0's to mark for abusive, and a lot of them were ;p) And this inspired me to write a positive review. Why? Because this is a good flash.

Fairly decent art and animation, and some intense violence. Violence is nothing new to Newgrounds, so I don't know what people are getting upset about. Keep it up David, and I hope you make something even more violent, even more random, even more dreadfully wicked sometime in the future.

Okay...

1) Too short

2) Not really any point to it

3) Resubmitting blammed flash is against the rules, and this will be deleted.

Work on something longer with a story, and either better art, action, comedy, or SOME reason to watch it.

m33m0 responds:

thanks! :s - haha meemo

What the fuck?

Okay, that was pretty awesome. Good art, funny song, funny concept, good all around. Good job.

But still...

What the fuck?

Good work

I was expecting crap, but was pleasantly surprised that it was actually pretty good. All the shorts were fairly amusing. The animation can be improved upon a bit in some places but other than that it was entertaining.

Crumie responds:

Glad that I wasn't crap ;)

Yeah, i dont feel like animating all detailed, when shitty quick animation does just fine and gets the point across, cuz for me in the end, its the story/joke thats important, not the animation.

thanks man.

Don't do that >_<

I liked the plane pictures a great deal, and I thought that flash was going to be really good, then it just stopped, turned to crap for 5 seconds, and ended. I would have rated it much higher if there was actually some sort of real conclusion to it.

Anti-Americanism at its finest.

Against your wishes, I am reviewing primarily based upon the political message here. It doesn't matter how skillfully something is done (some of your authors were skillful, others were not) if watching the movie disgusts me.

I do not watch flash movies so people can insult the country of my birth. I do not watch flash movies to be made to feel part of something terrible just because of where I am. And if that wasn't the message you were trying to get across, try making a Flash without that "I hate america" and "fuck america" and "fuck you george bush" shit next time.

I know my little 0 rating won't have an impact as this has already soared to the front page, but even so, I hate this flash, and I hate the attitudes that brought about its creation.

I enjoyed that quite a bit

I wouldn't mind seeing more of these. Very funny. And the flash portion of it all was rather skillfully done as well. Question: Was this a real conversation or just a piece created for this flash?

cpductions responds:

100% real convo.

Don't be a dick, and I'm the one that decides if you're being one.

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