BrknPhoenix's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[-FREE WHISTLE POINTS-]

Nice

I don't like it, try harder.

....

But seriously, very true. I find these quite entertaining. Keep it up.

*wait... can a review still be pointless if it's positive? UMMM UMMMMM*

Yeah, I don't know. Voted 5. Go go power monkeys, AWAY!

TruffleClock responds:

If its positive, then anything is ok :)

[whittleton bank]

Okay...

1) Too short

2) Not really any point to it

3) Resubmitting blammed flash is against the rules, and this will be deleted.

Work on something longer with a story, and either better art, action, comedy, or SOME reason to watch it.

m33m0 responds:

thanks! :s - haha meemo

[Crumie Shorts]

Good work

I was expecting crap, but was pleasantly surprised that it was actually pretty good. All the shorts were fairly amusing. The animation can be improved upon a bit in some places but other than that it was entertaining.

Crumie responds:

Glad that I wasn't crap ;)

Yeah, i dont feel like animating all detailed, when shitty quick animation does just fine and gets the point across, cuz for me in the end, its the story/joke thats important, not the animation.

thanks man.

[Cybersex = Pwnt by Bitch]

I enjoyed that quite a bit

I wouldn't mind seeing more of these. Very funny. And the flash portion of it all was rather skillfully done as well. Question: Was this a real conversation or just a piece created for this flash?

cpductions responds:

100% real convo.

[A Nature Lesson]

xfd

Good job, I rarely ever laugh at flash or anything, and that was so unexpected that I couldn't help but bust up when it happened. No problem with the art or animation, good sound quality, good work. xfd the rock really made that flash great.

Haleth responds:

I don't know what XFD means but thanks for it anyways!

[Eyepatch Cat]

5 MB, wtf?

It was somewhat amusing, but I mainly make this review to gripe about the fact that this flash is near 5 MB. This is nowhere anywhere near 5 MB worth of flash, and I don't know how you got it up that high. You need to optimize it a bit more and get its size down. That's MAYBE a 1 MB flash at best.

Bluest87 responds:

I was wondering too.
Thanks for the review.
I´ll try to find out.
But could be oversized because of FBF.
Oh well, have a nice day

[How to scare Aliens]

lolz

Well, that was slightly amusing. *golf clap*

But when will this plan be enacted? We've never been attacked by aliens before... So I'd say we're due, wouldn't you?

SCSP responds:

We'd better do it now. you never know when theyll be here

[Accident Now Plus]

It was okay...

I rated at a 3, and that rating mostly comes from the graphics, because I'll be honest, I didn't think it was that funny. But perhaps that's not because I'm from the UK and haven't seen the commercials you are mocking.

And as another reviewer prior said, including subtitles would be excellent because the quick speaking combined with the english accent made some of the parts difficult to catch for non-UK people like myself ;)

Veltri responds:

Thanks for the points, man. Essentially, my sense of humour isn't the kind that will appeal to all audiences, plus it's a very specific thing to be making fun of, so I'm not surprised if some people don't quite get it.

I'll take subtitles into consideration. The movie was never originally intended for international audiences, so I guess that creates a complication straight off! Anyhow, thanks for watching and rating. ;)